10 Surprises for an Englishman in China

1. No toilet seats.

OK, in modern homes it is a little more likely to have a seat but most homes have a squat loo. And in public loos there is no paper; you have to take your own. If you’re new to the country that can be an unwelcome surprise! And don’t expect hand towels.
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2. Quilted PJ’s
In Changsha and other central/southern provinces there is no central heating. Everyone wears thick quilted PJs in the home. Very cosy!
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3. Kuai Zi
OK this is pretty obvious but I was surprised that it’s pretty rare to find a knife fork and spoon. Chopsticks are the order of the day plus occasional spoons.
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4. Loo Rolls
Loo rolls are in containers where you pull the sheets from the core of the roll, not the edge. It’s an art getting the cardboard core out first?
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5. Bathrooms and Electricity
Electric sockets in the bathrooms (usually just a shower). Haven’t heard of any electrocutions yet!
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6. Electric Sockets
All electrical sockets have a 2 pin socket and an Australian type 3 pin socket; and enjoy the light show when you insert and remove plugs!
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7. Live Premier League
A Premier League channel is usually included in standard TV package. I’ve never watched so much footie! Unfortunately it’s Premier League only; no FA Cup (though it might be available occasionally on another channel.
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8. No tea towels.
Everyone has dish driers (not washers). And don’t be confused; to the unknowing eye they look like ovens (which don’t exist here either).
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9. Water Bottles
Don’t drink water straight from the tap. Always boil it.
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10. Laundry
Every home has a drying rack that you hoist to the ceiling.
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